Graph-a-Day til Christmas Part 18!

 

So you know what the best part of Christmas is? The goodwill towards men, of course. But somewhere around like 14 or 15 is “Christmas clothes,” and fifteenth place is as high as I reach today. Let’s get to it, shall we?

 

I came to this conclusion while watching a girl wearing tights and a dress outside in the bitter December cold. To jog your memory nd get hte ball rolling on this explanation, here’s an example image.

 

Not pictured: Practical winter wear

 

So now you’ve got the idea. What we’re talking about here is a poor choice but really at this point you only see one group of people making this choice any more. Hot people. They wear less clothes in order to show of their assets, kind of like how rich people drive fancy cars and IT guys hide in the dark.

 

And after enough hiding in the dark, they switch to fancy cars

 

On the other side of the coin, we have people that aren’t so classically beautiful. Sometimes people throw some stuff out there trying to make these “unfortunate” folks feel a little bit better but it always comes off as kind of forced. At least, until December. When the cold front rolls in all that extra meat and clothing suddenly looks like a great idea and by the peak of a Minnesota February, the tables turn completely. It’s really just the natural order of things.

 

That’s why bears, who always look awesome, collectively decided to just sleep through winter so they never suffer the downside
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