You know, it’s not too late to plan a Christmas Vacation.
Fortunately for you, I present to you here the top 5 vacation locations and activities, as determined by a study that I conducted by myself while thinking on this chair in my living room. The top 5 locations one could go for Christmas? Hold your horses, impatient reader and graph key skipper; we’re tackling these one at a time.
Florida – I’ve noticed a disturbing trend recently of people traveling down to the jolly toasty south for Christmas. Of course, for those who read my previous set of Christmas graphs the problem here is obvious: snow and Christmas cheer are positively correlated and it never snows way down there. As such, Florida gets the shaft this time.
To Find Your Dad – Now, this one seems bad at first. After all, if you can’t find your dad, that’s pretty said right? Well sure, but as Will Ferrell kindly taught us all, a trip to find your dad during the Christmas season (with some well-wishing from friendly narwhals) just might be the happiest and funniest trip of your life.
A Wassailin’ – Ever heard the song? Well obviously there’s something great about it because hey, you don’t sing about just anything. When’s the last time someone sang a song about whistling?
Home – Simply put, there’s no place like home for the holidays. Once again, we’ve got a song all about it this time, and who can deny it? A nice warm fireplace; a friendly cat/dog/ferret/little brother to throw things at while you open gifts; Christmas cookies… there’s really nothing to top it.