Has anyone else noticed how Christmas trees are basically just skanky girls? Don’t believe me? Let’s examine it.
Things trees and skanky girls both do…
- Go home with strangers they just met? Check.
- Go home stumbling across the ground because they can’t stand up any more? Check.
- Judged based on their body? Check.
- Considered a bonus if they’re made of plastic? Check.
- Not very bright? Check. (until the Christmas tree is enlightened)
It’s something you don’t think about, but once it occurs to you? You won;t be able to shake it. I apologize for today’s brevity. To make up for it, here’s a picture of Stick Treesy: